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A vast quantity of a substance that brings a personal joy, particularly in reference to illicit materials.
Wheebz by OptimusGrind September 21, 2009
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Hoshna’s other name, ykno ? The cute little rata (rat, puppy) that junior luvs with every inch of himself.

Wheezly is a cute rata 🐀 that saved june wick from himself and was there to give him the emotional salvation that he needed at a time in life

Wheezly is a brown ret with sharp teeth that likes to snap and always cared for willybone and poachy smalls.

Born on 23 January 2014 and slept with junior in his bed every night and has over 600 names. Can occasionally be called kitty hosney

An evolved version of wheezy
EXAMPLE:

Aww lookie da wheezly, she’s cute !” -junior, probably

“AAAAUGH, she bit my ass!” -Wendybone, 2015

“Come here wheezly” -poshwitz, in bed

“Where’s wheezly !?!” -junior the forbidden one

Wheezly is the cutest and I choose her over any girl in my DMs, no one compares to the snout
Wheezly by Misfired December 13, 2021
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Butt wheezing 

This occurs when the Anus is dilated so flatulence escapes with a wheezing breezy sound.
Ben Dover found that when he was getting an enema, his flatulence sounded like butt wheezing.
Butt wheezing by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Carl Wheezer 

The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.
Jimmy: All hail Carl Wheezer
Sheen: All hail Carl Wheezer
Carl Wheezer by Nashers567 April 11, 2020
The sound you make when your laughing so hard that you can't really breath or make so you're just sitting there like a dying seal
Bitch I'm wheezing
Wheezing by Kelly de bitch June 13, 2018

Carl Wheezer 

a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.
Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up

Student 1: Astronaut!

Student 2: Chef

Student 3: Doctor

Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!

Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
Carl Wheezer by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020
When you laugh so hard you start to wheeze.
Somebody says something so funny you laugh to the point of wheezing. It is also something that happens during asmtha attacks
Wheezing by KingofLingo June 2, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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