Wheezly

Hoshna’s other name, ykno ? The cute little rata (rat, puppy) that junior luvs with every inch of himself.

Wheezly is a cute rata 🐀 that saved june wick from himself and was there to give him the emotional salvation that he needed at a time in life

Wheezly is a brown ret with sharp teeth that likes to snap and always cared for willybone and poachy smalls.

Born on 23 January 2014 and slept with junior in his bed every night and has over 600 names. Can occasionally be called kitty hosney

An evolved version of wheezy

EXAMPLE:

Aww lookie da wheezly, she’s cute !” -junior, probably

“AAAAUGH, she bit my ass!” -Wendybone, 2015

“Come here wheezly” -poshwitz, in bed

“Where’s wheezly !?!” -junior the forbidden one

Wheezly is the cutest and I choose her over any girl in my DMs, no one compares to the snout

Wheezly by Misfired December 13, 2021

Wheezy Waiter 

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.

Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)

In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.

Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)

There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.

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Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD

Wheezy Waiter by martha_s February 6, 2010

b-wheezy 

a wigger. A white guy who thinks he is black

Yo, look at b-wheezy over there hanging around the ghetto. He aint got no business there.

b-wheezy by rdsxfan January 10, 2007

Wheezy Windex 

A big booty ass hoe who will fuck you right and not be tight

Did you see that Wheezy Windex she gotta a big booty and is ready to get it moving 😜

Wheezy Windex by 😂Bitch July 11, 2018

young wheezy 

Someone who looks very promising but ends up being a HUGE disappointment

"Yeah he was super hot but we hung out and he was SUCH a young wheezy"

young wheezy by Madsoki February 14, 2017

Wheezy Dozen 

A Wheezy Dozen is a form of measurement. A Wheezy Dozen equals one. This term was created by Wheezy Waiter, a popular content creator on YouTube.

Sort of similar to the form of measurement known as a baker's dozen, except a baker's dozen equals 13, whereas a Wheezy Dozen equals 1.

I did videos for one whole month. That's a Wheezy Dozen.

Wheezy Dozen by martha_s February 17, 2010

Wheezling 

When you’re wheezing but ALOT

HAHAH THAT WAS SO FUNNY IM WHEEZLING

Wheezling by narwhal😱 March 1, 2023