Wheato

Slang for wheat crunchies

Oh man, i totally just dropped a wheato there!

by carbonmanx October 7, 2019

wheat burner

A domestic(U.S.A.) usually 4 or 6 cylinder sports car....The American version of the rice burner.

My Dodgr SRT-4 is a wheat burner that would smoke your rice burnin' civic.

by chefrick45419 September 27, 2005

turbulence and donkey wheat

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip

Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018

handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.

"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"

by goldenkid314 April 3, 2008

Whistling Through The Wheat Field

The action of eating out ones pussy. Heard by Tony Soprano in The Sopranos, episode 1x09 "Boca" in reference to uncle junior.

The old man's whistling through the wheat field.

by vahnx May 8, 2009

Mrs. Wheaton

A bitch ass cracker who can't teach ICS and sucks Mr. Millard's dick

What a Mrs. Wheaton

by Tr0ll God October 8, 2018

Sweetie Wheatie

An adorable lovable wheaten terrier dog

There's nothing like the unconditional love and kisses from my sweetie wheatie.

by editorjeff July 8, 2010