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Mrs. Wheaton 

A bitch ass cracker who can't teach ICS and sucks Mr. Millard's dick
Mrs. Wheaton by Tr0ll God October 8, 2018

Wheaton's Law 

Dude, before you go and punch that pregnant lady in the face, may I remind you of Wheaton's Law?
Wheaton's Law by mediamonkey June 9, 2010

wheaton high school 

Wanna see a real life example of gentrification? Just visit good ‘ole Wheaton High. Back then, it was home to hoodrats and ‘upcoming’ sound cloud rappers and sold pupusas to fund our senior class. After the renovation, you saw an influx of lighter folks wanting to take advantage of the aesthetically pleasing magnet school.
Did you go to Weedton? Oh I mean Wheaton High School!
wheaton high school by Weedton October 23, 2017

wil wheaton 

That one guy who whenever you play a game; video or board; fails miserably, especially if the game includes dice rolling.

Based off of Wil Wheaton, known as the king of shitty dice rolling.
Omg, that guy lost again. He's such a wil wheaton.

Wheaton's Rule 

You just broke Wheaton's rule. You're such a dick.
Wheaton's Rule by lucius153 December 31, 2009

wheaton steamer 

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.
OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!
wheaton steamer by Ellis September 9, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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