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A term used to exaggerate the length of one's own penis
He said,"I'm going to take my whazoo and go get some new pussy." She said,"If you had a whazoo you could get some new pussy right here."
whazoo by Crystal Duke April 9, 2005
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The Grand Whazoo 

A slang name for God.
"It was almost as if The Grand Whazoo was directing me upon my path through life."

JKed Up the Whazoo 

Having been JKed multiple times in one night.

Multiple senseless hospital admissions.
Intern: How many new admissions did we get from the ER so far.

Resident: We only had 2 all day, but since 7pm we've had 5 more. We're getting JKed up the whazoo.
JKed Up the Whazoo by BostonDoc August 25, 2010
Noun.
Jamaican british slang for idiot/fool. Possibly a corruption of the northern english insult wazzock.
A wha' de rass do yuh? Yuh stinkin' wazook!
wazook by Dr Afrowolf November 27, 2015

out the wazoo 

they are going to tax us out the wazoo!
out the wazoo by Billyblob March 31, 2009

Dripped out the wazoo

Extremely fresh, cool, handsome, hot, absolute juicer of a man
The pimp had all the hoes lining up because he was dripped out the wazoo
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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