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whatstache 

When a person is attempting to grow a mustache but it ends up looking thin and meager.
That loser asked if we like his mustache and I was like, 'Whatstache?'
whatstache by capfund February 10, 2009

Whatastatus Update 

Related to Intoxifacebookated.

Utilizing the mobile GPS "check in" feature of Facebook while at Whataburger between the hours of midnight and 4am. The performer of the Whatastatus Update is generally intoxicated and enjoying Whataburger's 11pm-11am breakfast service.
**Leaving the bar**

Wade: "Let's hit up Whataburger for some breakfast taquitos!"

Sam: "Awesome idea! Post a Whatastatus Update when we get there... maybe the girls will join us."

whatisthisness 

It should just kinda explain itself...
Francisco: whatisthisness
Salvador: idk what’s going on either

whatsthat 

Yo, whatsthat
whatsthat by Hercolena Oliver March 29, 2009

whamstrap 

A common British slag term often used in high school when describing the dumbest mate in your group.
“Ah you know Garry ? He’s definitely a whamstrap”
whamstrap by -_-Ethan-_- November 22, 2018

whatisthedill 

a stupid man doing stupid things
He is a Whatisthedill as he threw the gold bar at his mother
whatisthedill by BoomerBull69 June 13, 2020