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The superior version of “what mustused by the rich
Whatmst I do to get an A on the test
Whatmst by A_Mere_Fork June 1, 2023
Words you can keep

whatstache 

When a person is attempting to grow a mustache but it ends up looking thin and meager.
That loser asked if we like his mustache and I was like, 'Whatstache?'
whatstache by capfund February 10, 2009

Whatastatus Update 

Related to Intoxifacebookated.

Utilizing the mobile GPS "check in" feature of Facebook while at Whataburger between the hours of midnight and 4am. The performer of the Whatastatus Update is generally intoxicated and enjoying Whataburger's 11pm-11am breakfast service.
**Leaving the bar**

Wade: "Let's hit up Whataburger for some breakfast taquitos!"

Sam: "Awesome idea! Post a Whatastatus Update when we get there... maybe the girls will join us."

whatisthisness 

It should just kinda explain itself...
Francisco: whatisthisness
Salvador: idk what’s going on either

whatsthat 

Yo, whatsthat
whatsthat by Hercolena Oliver March 29, 2009

whamstrap 

A common British slag term often used in high school when describing the dumbest mate in your group.
“Ah you know Garry ? He’s definitely a whamstrap”
whamstrap by -_-Ethan-_- November 22, 2018

whatisthedill 

He is a Whatisthedill as he threw the gold bar at his mother
whatisthedill by BoomerBull69 June 13, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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