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When a person is attempting to grow a mustache but it ends up looking thin and meager.
That loser asked if we like his mustache and I was like, 'Whatstache?'
by capfund February 10, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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