capfund's definitions

whatstache

When a person is attempting to grow a mustache but it ends up looking thin and meager.

That loser asked if we like his mustache and I was like, 'Whatstache?'

by capfund February 10, 2009

vagaholic

This is a person who can't get enough pussy infact they get so much that they start going through withdrawls and if they need a quick fix they pop open a can of tuna, or run down to the fish market on lunch break.

"Dude, I'm such a vagaholic, I had to snort three fresh cans of tuna before I could see straight."

Bob:"Dude I'm addicted to vagina."
Neil:"Yeah what guy isn't..."
Bob:"Does that make every guy a vagaholic?"
Neil:"Well...in a sense yes, I suppose Bob your right...well excpet for the gay ones..."
Bob:"Are gay guys cockaholics?"
Niel:"I would suppose so...yes."

by capfund May 14, 2007

duschlinger

A person who is so overwhelmingly a tool, that because of this they launch themselves upon oneself in an attempt to be your friend.

Dude is such a duschlinger he thinks he so fucking cool, why wont he just die all ready?

by capfund April 22, 2007