What the da 

When someone does not understand what is going on or what one is saying.

Colly what the da are you doing sniffing your mothers nags?

What the da by Scud15 January 7, 2009

what the damn?!

A much more effective version of 'what the fuck?!', becuase people will tune in when the notice your new spin on the overused phrase.
This phrasial outburst can be used in the same exact context as 'what the fuck!?'.

man #1:I love mayonaise in my kool-aid.
man #2:What the Damn?!
man #3:Naw foo, it's all about the Miracle Whip.

what the damn?! by jessie carvalho December 29, 2008

what the darn 

Similar to "what the heck" but in a unique way

Guy 1: Joe down the road just back flipped into a pickup truck!
Guy 2: What the darn?

what the darn by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

what the dark

when something very confusing happens

"what the dark just happened"

what the dark by the prodagee May 24, 2016

What the Dale 

To express anger or confusion. Can also be a noun to insult another person/thing. Takes place of the "F" word or other words along those lines.

"Holy dale!" "What the dale?!" "Quit being such a dale!" "DALE ME!" Also Who, why, how, and/or where the dale.

What the Dale by Blizz Dizzl January 25, 2009

What the dank 

another form of "what the hell".

Guy 1: Im going to dress like a girl tomorrow
Guy2: what the dank

What the dank by whatthedank chick November 30, 2009

What the Darn-Do-Dang!

A phrase made famous by Jonas and Matthew.
Used to express sheer whelmedness.

“Did you eat my Nips?!, What the Darn-Do-Dang!”

What the Darn-Do-Dang! by Makaio_Ekana October 10, 2018