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what the damn?!

A much more effective version of 'what the fuck?!', becuase people will tune in when the notice your new spin on the overused phrase.
This phrasial outburst can be used in the same exact context as 'what the fuck!?'.
man #1:I love mayonaise in my kool-aid.
man #2:What the Damn?!
man #3:Naw foo, it's all about the Miracle Whip.
what the damn?! by jessie carvalho December 29, 2008

what the darn 

Similar to "what the heck" but in a unique way
Guy 1: Joe down the road just back flipped into a pickup truck!
Guy 2: What the darn?
what the darn by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

What the Dale 

To express anger or confusion. Can also be a noun to insult another person/thing. Takes place of the "F" word or other words along those lines.
"Holy dale!" "What the dale?!" "Quit being such a dale!" "DALE ME!" Also Who, why, how, and/or where the dale.
What the Dale by Blizz Dizzl January 25, 2009

What the dank 

Guy 1: Im going to dress like a girl tomorrow
Guy2: what the dank
What the dank by whatthedank chick November 30, 2009

What the Darn-Do-Dang!

A phrase made famous by Jonas and Matthew.
Used to express sheer whelmedness.
“Did you eat my Nips?!, What the Darn-Do-Dang!”