squidward tennisballs

Squidward Tennisballs is a cashier and employee at the Krusty Krab in Bikini Bottom. He dislikes his two neighbors, Patrick Square and Spongebill Roundpants. He enjoys fine dining and art, and plays the clarinet.

"Hey, have you heard of Squidward Tennisballs?"
"You mean tentacles?

by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021

Krusty Krab

Patrick

"Patrick is the Krusty Krab"

by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020

Leaning Tower of Pizza

dumbass can't even pronounce pisa

"leaning tower of pizza"
"sir this isn't a dominos"

by notarealperson111 January 21, 2021

tehn

A common misspelling of "then".

Person 1: And tehn....
Person 2: Do you mean "then"?

by notarealperson111 November 09, 2020

Subway

People will mistake you for talking about the restaurant Subway.

Hey Bob, I'm gonna go to the subway station.
"I didn't know they had a station for a sandwich store?"

by notarealperson111 October 27, 2020

what the darn

Similar to "what the heck" but in a unique way

Guy 1: Joe down the road just back flipped into a pickup truck!
Guy 2: What the darn?

by notarealperson111 December 08, 2020

8/12

The great competitor of 7/11.

Person 1: Wanna go to 7/11?
Person 2: Nah, I'm going to 8/12 instead
Person 1: Oh okay

by notarealperson111 December 08, 2020