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A person who has been fucked up the arse so much that they have an asshole the size of a whales blow hole
"WOW what a big cock you have... pity i have a whanus and i can't feel it"
Whanus by sihel May 15, 2009
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A Whale Anus, a term coined from a very boring libary lesson, whilst reading a book on Whales. Used to berate very stupid people. Perfect for fat people who talk out their arse...
Don't be such a Whanus!
Whanus by W1k1 June 1, 2007
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A really NICE, Anus on a White woman.
That's a Nice Whanus.

That bitch got a Whole Lot of Whanus. i.e, She got a BIG Ass.
Whanus by Tony_Kush420 August 23, 2011
1) A mix between Wheeties and Angus

2) Someone who is completely, and aggrivatingly clueless about a subject at hand.

3) A narcissist

4) A suitable, socially acceptable substitute to use in place of the word traditionally used to reference the male genitals.
That guy who cut me off, and then waved at me is a total Whangus.

My whangus of a boss is making me work the day of my wedding.
Whangus by MrEeeee November 15, 2010
outer elbow pit. Everyone has 2.
Would you like to see my weanus?
weanus by hortence May 13, 2005
Thanos and a whale combined
Who bro did you see Whanos over there hopefully he didn’t snap his fingers, wait he is a whale we are good.
Whanos by Whanos September 16, 2019
Fried chicken.
YO DEWD, PASS DHA WHANKS.
Whanks by whanks4lyfedewd May 25, 2011
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