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Whalen on a penny
Term used to describe how quick one is on something. Much like the term stink on shit or white on rice. Whalen on a penny refers to the cheapness of a Dick Smith named Jeff. If one were to let a penny fall from their hands it would never hit the ground in the presence of Jeff.
Boss: Hey Peter are you going to have those TPS reports for me by lunch?
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.
Whalen on a penny by DunkMonkey December 14, 2008
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whale on
to assault, maul, or generally pummel another with great vigour and enthusiasm. To deliver a beating.
Huckleberry Finn says of his Pap (father) that “He used to always whale on me when he was sober.” (Mark Twain)
whale on by Sassielassie April 21, 2010
whale on a boat
whale on a boat by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011
whale on
To fuck a woman so hard that it doesn't become sex anymore. It is now the act of whaling on her, dominating her. It is emphasized best when it is pronounced "Hawaled on." Typically slampieces are whaled on the hardest and the most often.
"No, no, no. You don't even know what it means to whale on someone, Moss. Did you hear that Josephina from Sierra Madre got whaled on like Abu was her padre."
making whale noises on the big white phone
The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.
making whale noises on the big white phone by JV Biff July 19, 2010