Whalebait 

A Nasty Fat Piece of Jailbait!
The Kind of Chubby Chasing that will see you imprisoned!

GPR: Whooooa check that nasty piece of jailbait!!

N-Dizzle: Sh*t man thats Whalebait!

GPR: what the f*cks whalebait!

N-Dizzle: Fat Ass Jailbait Blood!

GPR: GOD DAMMM!

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GAZ: Holy Shit Did you just see that whalebait!!

Nath: F*uck dude, She's as big as your mum.......Snoogans!

Gaz: Cold Blooded!!!!

Whalebait by G-PrimeRib October 19, 2010

Whalebait 

An overweight minor whose interested in sex with older people.

Pedobear is sad. Your 13 year old girlfriend must weight 300 lbs. Talk about whalebait.

Whalebait by Tankman86 February 13, 2009

Whalestitute 

A girl who is large, and slut.

Vicky is such a whalestitute

Whalestitute by ckbrd July 13, 2012

whaleball 

A fun-loving acitivity that family and friends may participate in. It is similar to American baseball, but played in a pool where the team size may be anywhere from 2-5 players per team. The "bat" is a foam rubber whale and the "ball" is a mini-volleyball. Singles, doubles, triples, home-runs, foul-outs, strikeouts, balls, and foul-balls are all incorporated into this game thought up by the geniuses from GH and Lompton.

"Yo man, you see me jack the whaleball over the neighbor's fence? Shit. I put that thing into orbit!"

"Let's kick off the day with the inaugural game of whaleball."

whaleball by eRRoR_504 and error_014 June 30, 2009

whalebesity 

Eating so much you turn into a whale and then you get pushed into the ocean when you go to the beach because you're mistaken for a beached whale

Oh man I ate a bag of m&ms and a bag of skittles and some chocolate wafers and washed it down with a carne asada burrito. I'm suffering from whalebesity!

whalebesity by Barbara TayTay Treez October 21, 2011

Whalebitch

A bitch that is really fat and disgusting. She can usually be seen beached on the couch and flopping around on a bed. Her daily activities include eating, sleeping, and pooping.

Husband: Hey can you clean the house today? I would but I work 60 hours a week.
Wife: (beached on the couch) I don't feel like it.
Husband: Don't be a whalebitch!

Whalebitch by antireligiouszombies June 18, 2010

Whalebanger 

Basically in it's most literal sense it means "one who fornicates with whales" but it is a very diverse term and can easily replace a few of the swear words you'd normally use.

For instance, your mother is a whalebanger.

Whalebanger by KTWBTKY.com August 27, 2011