Whackula

That person who's always tired because they masturbate in the middle of the night when most people are sleeping.
Synonymous with "Wankula".

"hey dude, why's James always so tired?"
"He's a whackula"

by Dr. J. Definition February 6, 2018

Whackula

Outrageous; usually a person expecting unrealistic results, or a situation where something highly unusual occurs

Punk: "The nurse asked me to pull down my pants and cough while she placed a cold metal spoon under my testicles"

Friend: "That's Whackula"

by Uncle Max September 18, 2006

whacklash

when backlash on social media is disproportionately large for an offense, it's whack y'all!

"Did you hear those Australian DJ's have been getting death threats? That's some crazy whacklash right there!"

by johnnyjojohnsalot December 9, 2012

count wackula

A person who wacks off frequently every day with or without porn,even at other peoples homes and in public places.

guy#1:I got caught wackin it in the home depot bathroom Again
guy#2:Dude!!,Gross,You're such a Count Wackula

by DrPepper93 September 6, 2008

whackulous

extremely ridiculous/whack. foolish.

"yo that is just straight up whackulous"

by Richard Sager January 30, 2004

whackalac

A late 90's Cadillac driven by the obsessive, bar-owning jackass, "The Hair Guy"

Scotty, "Oh shit, man! The hair guy followed me around town in the whackalac for miles today! I wonder if he knows what I've been doing..."

by DR Trapz August 7, 2006

whackuracy

How good someone is at squarely landing a butt-slap.

If you love giving posterior-swats but your hand-eye coordination isn't da greatest, just choosing folks with big flabby behinds can make da job easier, since da larger surface-area of your palm's "target" makes your whackuracy less important.

by QuacksO March 23, 2022