Whackula

That person who's always tired because they masturbate in the middle of the night when most people are sleeping.
Synonymous with "Wankula".

"hey dude, why's James always so tired?"
"He's a whackula"

by Dr. J. Definition February 6, 2018

Whackula

Outrageous; usually a person expecting unrealistic results, or a situation where something highly unusual occurs

Punk: "The nurse asked me to pull down my pants and cough while she placed a cold metal spoon under my testicles"

Friend: "That's Whackula"

by Uncle Max September 18, 2006