Wewather 

The action of eating mashed potatoes while experiencing shitty weather

Its going to rain tonight, would you like to come over and Wewather?

Wewather by wosh1 November 26, 2021

do you listen to sweater weather?

"do you listen to sweater weather" is code for "are you bisexual?"

guy: hey, do you listen to sweater weather?
girl: yeah, are you coming out to me in any way what-so-ever?
guy: still questioning.
girl: well, I support you :)

do you listen to sweater weather? by max quigley July 2, 2020

window weather 

Cold (often windy) but sunny weather that looks extremely pleasant through the window when one is inside, but is in fact quite uncomfortable to be outside in.

origin: An Icelandic expression: "Gluggaveður" (literally: Window-weather).

A-"have you looked outside? what a nice day we're having!"

B-"This looks like window weather to me. You should bring a jacket."

window weather by Stabilo-Boss-original November 20, 2013

Sweater Weather 

A song by an American alternative pop band called The Neighborhood.

Associated with the bisexual community. It is a cute love song with a slightly edgy aesthetic. It was number one on the Billboard Alternative Songs chart in June 2013. It features in many LGBTQ+ relationship music playlists, and many spotify playlists in general.

Lad 1 : The song Sweater Weather is so cute!!
Lad 2 : That's the bisexual anthem lol
Lad 1 : I know
Lad 2 : Is this how you're coming out to me, king?
Lad 1 : ...Perhaps.

Sweater Weather by Cryptigon April 11, 2020

Texas Weather 

Bi-polar weather that is unpredictable. Known for drastic changes in short amounts of time, often exibiting one seaon's expected weather in a different season. Weather seemingly changes on a whim.

"Okay, explain to me how yesterday we had 80 degree weather and clear skies and today we're in the middle of an ice storm!!! Tomorrow's weather is supposed to be 80 again!"

"Hey if you don't like Texas Weather today, just wait around a few minutes and it'll change!"

Texas Weather by veganroyalty March 8, 2012

weather prick

Noun - a person, usually from Southern California or Florida, who posts how nice their weather is on social media as the rest of the country is gripped in bitter cold temperatures.

Ted's posts on Facebook about 75 degrees in Southern California are really annoying. He's a weather prick.

weather prick by Ted Rated January 7, 2014

weather geek

The ultimate weather fanatic. The weather geek will stay up all night waiting for model runs for a storm that may not even hit them, and will chase every storm in their area. Standing outside in extreme weather is their natural habitat, and any welts from hail, frostbite, soaked clothes, and more are proud battle scars. Some are more interested in winter weather or tropical weather, but all have a deep passion/borderline obsession with the weather. Weather geeks love everything science and some go on to become meteorologists.

Cody is such a weather geek. He stayed up all night for the NAM, GFS, and ECMWF for a snowstorm that won't even hit him.

weather geek by Theweatherchaser May 5, 2016