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hard dog shit soaked in water then thrown at someones face.
"Incoming"
"Ohh dude you just got WetShited"
WetShit by Benstan November 27, 2006
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A term used to derogatorily refer to web developers, web programmers, etc. Seen on reddit's programmercirclejerk, among other places.
"WSDL is just webshit IDL"

"Electron 'native apps' - peak webshit."
webshit by bavl July 26, 2018
A derogatory term generally used for web developers; but mostly for a specific breed of web devs that never built non-trivial projects that are not web related, or used something other than web stack. They usually think that JS and Electron ( that whole stack) are the best thing since sliced bread, or more immorally, they think JS is a decent language. They jerk each other off whenever a new framework that does yet another anti-feature in a very convoluted way is introduced.
Oh, for fuck's sake, the webshits are losing their shit over a new JS framework that apparently helps you add left padding.
Webshit by CrazyDev February 17, 2021

roscoe's wetsuit 

Term started by rapper and actor Childish Gambino (Donald Glover) as a parody of how meaningless phrases and ideas can be spread through the internet by people trying to be trendy.
Childish Gambino: ''¨roscoe's wetsuit''

Whole World: Let's get this shit trending since 'Bino said it.

your mum in a wetsuit 

Like yo mama but less pathetic. Something to leave people wandering what on earth you're on.
Person: what u doin tomorrow?
Me: your mum in a wetsuit

Everyone nearby: woooo *multiple dabs* boiiiiiii
your mum in a wetsuit by jnsn1 December 7, 2016

The Wet Shit

A Wet Shit is when you wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
"Well, I did have a little bit of a Wet Shit yesterday," Jimmy said.

"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.

"How come," said Jimmy.

"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.

The Wet Shit

German wetsuit 

When a full fisting session evolves into the entirety of the human reinserts theirselves into the uterus of a female
Oh fuck Brad, I was fisting Stacy and ended up in a German wetsuit
German wetsuit by The fist fucker September 27, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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