1. (n) the pinnacle of masculinity which grants the bearer the ability to attract any female of the appropriate age within the visible vicinity through the methods of dressing immaculately, conversing articulately, and seducing skillfully.
2. (n) a man with the acquired ability to make a woman "wet" without fail.
See wetman like Marc? Cyah fight down dat. Might as well giff-wrapyuh gyul.
To Wetmiller or the act of Wetmillering is discerned and perceived as perhaps the most homosexual pose you can perform while drinking alcohol or just in any situation or scenario imaginable and could quite possibly be a mating display that homosexual butt-fucking faggots use to attract their next turd pusher. To perform this homosexual mating display while you're chugging a beer or a bottle of liquor you simultaneously ball your hand into a fist then extend your fist in an upward direction, like a single fist pump. This pose, first performed by the spartans was later on recreated by a flamboyant speech-impediment stricken-lispy faggot, that claims to have started the KCCO "drinking movement" and that his hashtag "#wetmiller" went viral but was really only mentioned 431 times on instagram. Upon the recreating of this once masculine war yell and fist thrust, was completely demasculinized and witnessed in shit-hole bars being performed by proud LGBT and homosexuals to attract an anal sex partner for the night
"How am I supposed to find a dude that's single? Everyone looks like they are coupled up."
"Oh well, dude just do what all the single dudes have been doing. People are calling it the Wetmiller. Its like a bat signal for 'hey i am looking for gay dick' try it out"
*does the wetmiller and immediately attracts a mate*
"Holy fuck dude, wetmillering really works!"
When one sees something that is usually sexy, but also frightening enough to burn into one subconscious, causing frightening, yet erotic dreams. Coined by Daniel O'Brien of Cracked.
When you achieve the required level of vaginal wetness and moistness to perform loving acts of penetration. Vaginal wetness that is beautiful in a dramatic and eye-catching way.
Carl was ready to smash on Brenda. She was absolutely wetacular from all the foreplay. Entry was just blissful.