Customer: So what are You?
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Customer: Huh?
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Customer: O
Hooters Girl: I am a WetCock.
Customer: Huh?
Hooter Girl: You know a cross between a Mexican and a Caucasion.
Customer: O
by Poot08 August 14, 2009
Get the WetCock mug.Term used to describe online-marketing, web-strategy, killer-startup cheerleaders. Frequently think that putting ***three asterisks*** around their Craigslist ad will make a difference. Overuse the verb "to rock." Oblivious to their abuse of the exclamation point. Reside mostly in California, in San Francisco and San Jose. Generally a source of annoyance but also the world's primary supplier of free schwag.
If you see Twitter as a venue for public relations, or as an audience eager to hear news of a post on your "blog," or if you talk earnestly about "social media," or can read Techcrunch, or actually listen to the Gillmor gang with a straight face, you might be a webcock.
A neologism first coined by Dean Allen in, of all things, a Twitter post. Explicated in more detail on his website Favrd.
If you see Twitter as a venue for public relations, or as an audience eager to hear news of a post on your "blog," or if you talk earnestly about "social media," or can read Techcrunch, or actually listen to the Gillmor gang with a straight face, you might be a webcock.
A neologism first coined by Dean Allen in, of all things, a Twitter post. Explicated in more detail on his website Favrd.
"Here's a webcock project: spend a little less time analyzing Twitter and a bit more time fucking amusing me with it. Let's drill down, boys!" (Merlin Mann)
by Orin Zebest May 16, 2008
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by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021
Get the Wet Cock Syndrome mug.Marketing fanboy (or fangirl) who is constantly trying to create buzz for the "hot new thing" online. Considered annoying by those looking for some beef with their sizzle. (Coined by Dean Allen @ www.textism.com.)
by Tom Faulhaber May 16, 2008
Get the webcock mug.The art or docking a racing shell without the aid of a traditional dry dock for the rowers and coxswain to get in and out on.
"The dock was very busy so the coxswain commanded the crew to wetdocked at the beach to get to the race on time"
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Hey Ryan, how did last night go with the girl?
Ryan- Dude it was awesome, I still have Wet Cock!! Do you wanna smell?
Ryan- Dude it was awesome, I still have Wet Cock!! Do you wanna smell?
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