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Smack barm pea wet

A sexual act in Wigan where you get the juice left over from mushy peas, rub it on your cock and smack someone in the face with it. They usually then lick it off.
Ey lad, do you fancy a smack barm pea wet tonight?

You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles 

Lacking the basic intelect of being able to breathe.
You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles.
A person who will not attend a popular engagement without a reasonable excuse. Popular between scottish friends.
#1"You no' coming down the Pub?"

#2"Aye, no' I'm gonnie stay in and watch Big Brother"

#1"Ya pure wet sack, come down the pub!"

#2"No"
Wet Sack by PureWhetto#1 November 12, 2009

Washington Wet Smacker 

When during intercourse, a sexual partner urinates on the second's buttocks, then spanks their buttocks as hard as they can to produce a loud, wet smack.
Samantha gave Josh a Washington Wet Smacker, which could be heard downstsirs accompanied with a manly scream.

hot wet sack 

When a perfectly delightful knee is bent over a perfectly wonderful leg; with a hot wet sack of dez nuts or a elegantly shaped pair of humanities future calmly resting on relaxed knee - waiting to meet the better half.
The package was lowered onto my knee creating a hot wet sack wrapping my aching knee in warmth and kindness.
hot wet sack by tastty February 14, 2021

sack of wet pennies 

the odor of women during menses when they fail to clean themselves properly. Women in need of Femanine Deodorant Spray.
"Jane always smells like a sack of wet pennies during this time of the month."
sack of wet pennies by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005