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Wet Smack
The sound a person , presumably male , makes when having sex and his testicles slap against his partner's skin.
Wet Smack by Locomon007 May 12, 2014
Wetsack
When a guy comes out of the shower, the heat and moisture of the water makes his testicles hang to their lowest point possible
Can also be used to offend See examples below
Can also be used to offend See examples below
Wetsack by Ðαx×y ßøÿ February 18, 2008
Wetstack
Male member would do the following:
- Cum in mouth
- Piss on face/in mouth
- take a soft shit in & around the mouth
- spit
The recipient would then complete the "wet stack" by vomiting the items onto the erect penis and/or face of the other member.
- Cum in mouth
- Piss on face/in mouth
- take a soft shit in & around the mouth
- spit
The recipient would then complete the "wet stack" by vomiting the items onto the erect penis and/or face of the other member.
Gary ejaculated into Cindy's mouth and quickly spun around to release his bowels held back by the butt plug into her mouth. He quickly stood up and and began to urinate upon her face, which was visibly showing signs of nausea. He quickly spat upon the pile of excrement and layed flat on his back. Cindy immediately sat upright and vomited onto Gary's open mouth. Thus completing the act of the wetstack.
The two then basked in the afterglow before money was exchanged and Gary left.
The two then basked in the afterglow before money was exchanged and Gary left.
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