3 definitions by DirtyDictioner
When during intercourse, a sexual partner urinates on the second's buttocks, then spanks their buttocks as hard as they can to produce a loud, wet smack.
Samantha gave Josh a Washington Wet Smacker, which could be heard downstsirs accompanied with a manly scream.
by DirtyDictioner November 21, 2015
A complete and utter cunt that resembles the Kardashians. A kunt is usually an adult that does something completely bratty and immature that someone in junior high would do, such as spread a shitty rumor and pat themselves on the back for it.
Tasha became such a kunt this evening. She not only made a sour face at every joke we made, but thought it was a good idea to spread the rumor that the autistic kid in math was trying to look up hentai at the computer lab. Those computers were programmed to only be testing environments that week, so she's clearly full of shit.
by DirtyDictioner July 20, 2016
The act of rubbing chili such as a habanero on the tip of one's penis and counting how much said person lasts before they need to wash it off.
The party yesterday got pretty fucking wild-Jim gave himself a Habanero Hot Rod and lasted a full 30 seconds before screaming in pain and peeing a little blood later on.
by DirtyDictioner November 21, 2015