Westfort 

A small part on the South End of town in Thunder Bay, Ontario. It has the most widely used beer store in Thunder Bay and an award winning bar/night club known as "The Westfort" or "Brown Street Station" to some of its older patrons.

"Shit son, you sure can drink. You must be from Westfort."

Westfort by DJ Egin August 26, 2007

Westfort 

the low income, suburban area of Thunder Bay, Ontario.
located to the southwest of the city in the swampy marshlands, it has a distinctive sulphurous manure smell due to nearby logging operations. other prominant features of Westfort also include low flying airplanes and a nearby indian reserve.

"man, you're from Westfort."

Westfort by DJ Soup February 9, 2007

westfort mafia 

A gang of semen slingers in Thunder Bay Ontario, infamous for lathering houses in the Westfort area in actual cum similar to that of TPing houses.

“What in the world? My house is covered in cum!”
“Damn man, must’ve been a devilish act perpetrated by the Westfort Mafia!”

westfort mafia by Cumhead69x December 10, 2019

The Westford Waffle Sandwich 

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.

Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

The Westford Waffle Sandwich by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017

westport, ma

Westport, Massachusetts is the premier location of vacationers to spend time on the lovely beaches and waters of this seaside town. These vacationers are called "skukes" by the locals, referring to the bird who comes around in the summer, but flocks during the winter. Anyone who sets foot in Westport during the summer that doesn't live there is considered a skuke by the locals and it isnt common to hear things such as "GO HOME" or "WHERE DO YOU LIVE AGAIN" as they bombarde the seashore of Cherry& Webb, Bakers Beach, Horseneck and even Boat Beach. There is one known ice-cream shop that actually gets good money, that being Handy Hill, but those locals know better, they know all the hott spots in town. The 4th of july is crazy, so crazy you have to get to the beach at the crack ass of dawn to get an area. It is not uncommon to find beach volleyball matches, paddleball or even kids swimming to the sand bar. All in all, Westport is the premier location for beaches, parties and never the less, skukes.

Now the Cape kids say this to...but our life is your vacation

westport, ma by skuke hata May 14, 2005

westford academy

the public high school in westford, massachusetts. it boasts a pretty competitive college-bound atmosphere, so there's pressure to get involved with extracurriculars and sports. it definitely has its cliques, but they can blend pretty easily with one another; there aren't any turf wars or anything like that. good-looking girls, pretty successful sports teams, and 96% of its graduates go on to college, and 1% into armed services. so, if you aren't planning on going to college, you're in the minority. the mascot is the grey ghost, which sounds kind of lame, but is pretty unique. at least its not the freaking raiders or warriors, which everyone else seems to be. the football team usually loses to acton-boxborough on thanksgiving, except for 2005, when they won 7-6 in the snow. that was sweet. the staff at WA is pretty good, you can tell they care about the students.

dude, she goes to westford academy.
she must have some hot friends!

yeah, i graduated from WA. i go to harvard.

westford academy by landon g January 1, 2007

Westport 

Ah, Westport. What to say about this little town in Fairfield County in Connecticut. A gorgeous town ridden with filthy rich people that have so much money that they have nothing better to do than to drive around in their luxury cars and spoil their children rotten. These children are living better right now than many the majority of the United States ever will. So what do they do? They buy all designer clothing, get either a Range Rover, a BMW, or a Lexus when they turn 16, get incredibly drunk and stoned at least twice a week. Go figure. On the other hand though, they mostly manage to do incredibly in academics and sports and many of the children will go to ivy league schools. Westport is probably one of the whitest areas that you will ever find. There are maybe 10 African American families in Westport at a maximum. Their idea of ghetto is Norwalk, Connecticut which is definitely no Harlem or anything of the sort. These peoples lives are spent at parties, renovating their already mic-mansion homes, playing tennis, and getting their hair re-dyed. Vacation is almost a whole different topic in and of itself. People are always going to some tropical island, Europe, a cruise, Martha's Vineyard, Nantucket, or Cape Cod. It is unavoidable. Oh yeah, and don't forget the celebrities who live there that these people often see in the supermarket, barnes and noble, or just walking around town like everyone else. The FC definitely gives the OC a run for their money. No pun intended of course.

Befriend everyone and you will be good.

Westport by Westporter April 2, 2005