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Westerbation

The excessive need for attention and the extreme ability to waste time in an obnoxious manner
Hey quit westerbating we're trying to focus here. He suffers from Westerbation

Your westerbating again huh, I seen you side chatting again.

Oh you get a violation, you must have been westerbating.
by Sweetstud801 August 11, 2014
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Wasturbation

The act of masturbating and using wasabi as lubricant.

The term originated in Japanese camps within the United States during World War II when many prisoners did not have proper lube to pleasure themselves.
After a long lonely night, the restaurant was empty so the sushi chef decided to wasturbate.

Oh man, it hurts so good!!! He exclaimed after he finished a marvelous wasturbation session
by Ninja-m8 September 14, 2016
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Westeration

An elaborate explanation that puts all exaggerations to shame.
Guy1: Dude, I totally just banged the hottest girl in school!
Guy2: No fucking way dude?! Really?!
Guy1: Well, she kinda just gave me head but it was awesome!
Guy2: Badass man! Forserious?
Guy1: Well... Not really, but we totally made out hardcore man!
Guy2: Come on.. really dude?
Guy1: No... I lied, I got her number though...
Guy2: Dude, that was the biggest Westeration i've ever heard
by Imaobxer March 4, 2009
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Waterbation

Using a showerhead or tub faucet to masturbate with water.
Sorry, I'm late. I was home trying waterbation.
by Sean_7 October 23, 2011
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wasturbation

n. massage the skin on your elbow
see also:
v. wasturbate - to massage the skin on your elbow
n. wenis - the skin on your elbow
Ouch, I scrapped my wenis! Now I have to wasturbate

Wasturbation is an easy and fun way to make your wenis feel better.
by Nonamecharley May 23, 2006
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WoWsterbation

WoWsterbate: verb: to play World of Warcraft (WoW)

WoWsterbation: noun: the act of WoWsterbating

Usually these words are applied to people who play WoW excessively and to the exclusion of doing normal activities, especially if the person is addicted. This can lead to WoWjaculation.
Hey, stop WoWsterbating and come to the party with your friends.

Oh, hey that guy's a WoWsterbation addict, maybe we should stay away.
by Kent M January 31, 2008
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Festerbation

Festerbation is the act of choosing to wallow in escalating sexually longing without any reprieve or sexual release. It is physiologically unhealthy in that it increases stress levels in the individual.
Jill was rejected by Jack. Instead of a revenge fling, Jill fixated miserably on all the great sex they used to have, and "festerbated" herself into a migraine. The migraine was due to extreme "festerbation".
by Ray Ortiz (MTP) December 8, 2020
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