Westerbation

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The excessive need for attention and the extreme ability to waste time in an obnoxious manner

Hey quit westerbating we're trying to focus here. He suffers from Westerbation

Your westerbating again huh, I seen you side chatting again.

Oh you get a violation, you must have been westerbating.

Westerbation by Sweetstud801 August 11, 2014

Words you can keep

Wasturbation

The act of masturbating and using wasabi as lubricant.

The term originated in Japanese camps within the United States during World War II when many prisoners did not have proper lube to pleasure themselves.

After a long lonely night, the restaurant was empty so the sushi chef decided to wasturbate.

Oh man, it hurts so good!!! He exclaimed after he finished a marvelous wasturbation session

Wasturbation by Ninja-m8 September 14, 2016

Related Words

Westerbation • Wasterbation • Westeration • wasturbation • Festerbation • Wasterbating • Waterbation • Websterbating • WoWsterbation

Westeration

An elaborate explanation that puts all exaggerations to shame.

Guy1: Dude, I totally just banged the hottest girl in school!
Guy2: No fucking way dude?! Really?!
Guy1: Well, she kinda just gave me head but it was awesome!
Guy2: Badass man! Forserious?
Guy1: Well... Not really, but we totally made out hardcore man!
Guy2: Come on.. really dude?
Guy1: No... I lied, I got her number though...
Guy2: Dude, that was the biggest Westeration i've ever heard

Westeration by Imaobxer March 4, 2009

Waterbation

Using a showerhead or tub faucet to masturbate with water.

Sorry, I'm late. I was home trying waterbation.

Waterbation by Sean_7 October 23, 2011

wasturbation

n. massage the skin on your elbow
see also:
v. wasturbate - to massage the skin on your elbow
n. wenis - the skin on your elbow

Ouch, I scrapped my wenis! Now I have to wasturbate

Wasturbation is an easy and fun way to make your wenis feel better.

wasturbation by Nonamecharley May 23, 2006

WoWsterbation

WoWsterbate: verb: to play World of Warcraft (WoW)

WoWsterbation: noun: the act of WoWsterbating

Usually these words are applied to people who play WoW excessively and to the exclusion of doing normal activities, especially if the person is addicted. This can lead to WoWjaculation.

Hey, stop WoWsterbating and come to the party with your friends.

Oh, hey that guy's a WoWsterbation addict, maybe we should stay away.

WoWsterbation by Kent M January 31, 2008

Festerbation

Festerbation is the act of choosing to wallow in escalating sexually longing without any reprieve or sexual release. It is physiologically unhealthy in that it increases stress levels in the individual.

Jill was rejected by Jack. Instead of a revenge fling, Jill fixated miserably on all the great sex they used to have, and "festerbated" herself into a migraine. The migraine was due to extreme "festerbation".

Festerbation by Ray Ortiz (MTP) December 8, 2020

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026