Wessexing

When you have a danger wank and spaff all over anything or anyone in the close vicinity.

Thought of whilst on a ferry back from Iles of Wight

See that car, its gonna get a good wessexing, sit in the back seat, wack one out and spaff on the driver!

by Yatmonster March 9, 2009

Wessing

dancing while a girl rubs her ass in a boys crotch
in many cases this is like grinding but in this case you have a girlfriend or boyfriend and go to a dance or a club and dance very naughty.

"He was wessing with all the girls at the dance"
"did his girlfriend mind?"
"yes but they are working out their problems. I give them two days"

by tiff and britt April 25, 2009

Wesselink's Law

The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.

Dude, he said we would be done three run throughs ago, I guess that's wesselink's law for you.

by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017

Wesleying

The student blog of Wesleyan University. Publishes announcements for events on campus, news articles and videos that would be of interest to students, and other notices. Also a place for student discussion of campus happenings. Run by Wesleyan students and funded by donations.

"You can't get your mail, there was a fire at Usdan!!"
"Really? Were you just over there?"
"No I saw it on Wesleying"

by flamangosteen December 28, 2008

Wessing It

A form of combat sports were your own body and mind does not allow you to succeed, doing well is a rare.

-Why did u lose the fight other day?

-I decided i was going to be Wessing It

-is that taking a knee

-yes

by PhilTheeJu February 13, 2022

weaseling

(Verb form of weasel) When asked a question or required to make a rebuttal that one would rather not be clear about due to embarrassment. Or expose a lie or some transgression, a "weasel" will dance around the subject without directly addressing it ... that is "weaseling". Similar to post-truth but lies or emotion may not necessarily be involved. You hear politicians do this all the time, never directly answering the question.

Teacher: Please explain such and such (requiring a very precise canned answer)
Student: "well.. it boils down to this ..." (playing for time to think)
Shout form back of the room: "Weaseling"

Teacher: "we're not boiling eggs..." Moves on to the next student.

by Chicken Jim November 27, 2016

wessing

The art, act, or lifestyle of masturbating without the use of hands, feet, or any object except for the gliding/grinding motion of one's hips against a flat surface.

Grunting accompanies this.

One night we caught Kreg wessing to the sound of his mother making cookies.

by Pa-Trick December 6, 2006