Weseling

1) The act of targeting and destroying a deliberately sarcastic joke's humor by stating the obvious facts which are being mocked.

2) Demonstrating a gross disregard that a joke has been made.

Person 1: "Actually, these are O.R. scrubs."
Person 2: "Oh... Are they?"
(Persons 1 and 2 share a rich laugh)
Person 3: "Well, in this case, the letters 'O' and 'R' stand for 'operating room.'"
Person 2: "Well, shit... you are a master of weseling jokes, bro."

by Matador Crabs March 20, 2013

Wedeling

Wedeling can be simply defined as offering congratulations to the victor before victory has even occurred in hopes of turning the tides of victory to said Wedeler. Be very very careful as Wedeling has been known to backfire on multiple Wedelers.

In fantasy football for example, Butt Rubs sends a congrats text message to Straight Trash Homie thus Wedeling in hopes of turning the tide.

by creamofthecrops October 14, 2020

The Wereling

An AWSOME series of books written by Stephen Cole. They r about a really hot guy named Tom and his GF Kate. They r werewolves and are wanted for murder. If your looking for explict books here is one.

Ok its cool, uh, awsome, sweet, explict, um....well its....just shut up and read it

by wouldnt u like 2 know July 18, 2005

weaseling

(Verb form of weasel) When asked a question or required to make a rebuttal that one would rather not be clear about due to embarrassment. Or expose a lie or some transgression, a "weasel" will dance around the subject without directly addressing it ... that is "weaseling". Similar to post-truth but lies or emotion may not necessarily be involved. You hear politicians do this all the time, never directly answering the question.

Teacher: Please explain such and such (requiring a very precise canned answer)
Student: "well.. it boils down to this ..." (playing for time to think)
Shout form back of the room: "Weaseling"

Teacher: "we're not boiling eggs..." Moves on to the next student.

by Chicken Jim November 27, 2016

weaseling

To watch Twitter or other social media drama but never get involved in others' stupidity. Often used with accompanying gif of weasel popping out of burrow.

**Also, to squeeze something long into a tight hole.**

Alexander is an expert at weaseling when everyone loses their shit on Twitter. Instead he watches, laughs maniacally and collects the details.

by xxxWeasel October 25, 2016

weaseling

Being extra cute to get out of your boyfriend/girlfriend being mad at you.

Doing things like saying "I love you" or trying to kiss them right after you say/do something that frustrates them.

her: You're such an idiot sometimes.
him: Thanks =/
her: Awwh, I'm sorry baby. I love you.
him: You're weaseling again.

by grr[face] August 7, 2008

Weaseling

When a dog stands on his hind legs and peers over a chair arm or across the table at something. The effect is of a weasel popping up to look at you.

Nosey was weaseling. She stood on her hind legs and looking over the side of the recliner quickly to see if there was any food in it that she could quickly grab.

Also, when Nosey was playing in the deep snow, she would stop and weasel around to see where she was,and then continue on with her snooping.
This is a non sexual definition.

by mageepet September 10, 2012