Wenkie 

Wenkie (adjective) = a person who is foolish, silly, or acts in a dumb way.Used to describe someone who makes silly mistakes or shows a lack of understanding.

Stop acting like a Wenkie! → Don’t act so foolish!
He forgot his keys again? What a Wenkie. → He’s being really dumb.
Only a Wenkie would try that trick. → Only a foolish person would do that.

Wenkie by Stacycee September 21, 2025

Winkies 

Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.

In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.

"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"

Winkies by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

Wenkeville

An actual place near Portville, NY where a large family with the last name of Wenke gather annually for a family reunion; known as the biggest reunion in the entire state due to attendance always being in the hundreds; such events include a pig roast, a sawdust pile filled with coins and candy for kids to dig up, a rain truffle with ice cream in it for kids, a Chinese auction, random barbershop songs about being drunk and German at the same time, and a DJ at night; founded by Rich Wenke in 1954

I can't wait to go to the Wenke reunion up in Wenkeville this Labor Day weekend!!!!

Wenkeville by fartknocker101 May 3, 2010

wengie 

Wengie is a beautiful girl. She loves to diy and craft things. She is most likely to die her hair crazy colors.

Wow she's so creative she must be a wengie.

wengie by Beep beep November 10, 2017

Chunky Wonkies 

A girl called Maria who is often a little bolita and is very cute
She usually has her hair blonde but it depends

She is such a cute chunky wonkies

Chunky Wonkies by WokeOne909 March 19, 2021

weakies

laughing so hard you get weak

I was watching a funny movie the other day and it gave me the weakies.

weakies by oldandsweet January 11, 2010

winkie grinder 

A ski lift of the 'Poma' (manufacturer) or 'Platter' type, consisting of a single pole/basket seat that you stick between your legs and pulls you up the track to the top of the ski hill. It 'grinds' your winkie (genitalia) if you are not careful or your ski pants are not thick enough. Not really true as I used to ride it at Paskapoo when I was a kid, and my winky survived. As proof, I have a daughter, Sarah, who came up with this definition when she was 7.

Dad, I'm so glad the winkie grinder is not running today.

winkie grinder by Dave,- Lake Louise January 16, 2007