Wemsk

The definition of WEMSK is the art of skwemping whilst wemsk/wemsking. To wemsk someone is to skwemp on them causing a wemsk moment to occur.

Harry had W rizz, what a wemsk moment.

by WempySkwempy February 14, 2023

Weiskirch Diagonal

A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.

Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.

by the angler October 10, 2012

Albert Wesker

In simplified terms, Wesker is a badass who wears sunglasses all the time and uses a ton of hair gel in the Resident Evil video games.

Albert Wesker's badassery is amplified by the fact he wears sunglasses at night. Because only the badassiest of the badassiest do that.

by vaati000 October 18, 2008

Webskimo Brothers

When two guys acknowledge masturbating to the same porn star.

Similar to eskimo brothers, but in the form of masturbation.

Man 1: "Have you ever seen my girl Nikki Benz? She can get it!"

Man 2: "Funny you mention that, I just cleaned the pipes watching her get pounded out last night."

Man 1: "I guess that makes us webskimo brothers."

by bwet00 May 8, 2011

Wesker

Resident Evil 5 villian that will totally kill you. So stay away, and button mash fool. Should also be used as a verb.

Man, did you see that headshot? I totally Weskered his face off.

by Zaynica June 23, 2009

Gayne Wetsky

A dance step that Alexander Noyes from Honor Society came up with doing an arm motion and snapping your fingers from side to side and moving your tail feather.

I just showed of my moves doing the Gayne Wetsky!

by Alex's BFF August 19, 2009

Pulled a Wesker

When someone mysteriously or abruptly vanishes as if without a trace. Referencing the actions of the character Albert Wesker in the first Resident Evil game.

Hey Mike, gave you seen Gary? He was here a minute ago.

Shit man, I think he pulled a Wesker.

by Cairns Chaos July 6, 2017