weezed

When Darth Vadar Pisses the sheets on your bed.

DAMN YOU DARTH not again!

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

Weezed

Just smoked a dutch/bowl/bong etc.

we just weezed
wut u doing...i just weezed you
im tryna weeze

by Plips/htown June 7, 2010

Weezed

The action of unexpectedly blasting the starting riff of a song called Buddy Holl by Weezer.

Ha! You just got weezed!

by Masi-Pallo October 6, 2023

Weebed out

When your balls are totally empty after fapping to Hentai for hours on end.

A: Sorry bro I cant come over tonight, im totally weebed out

B: Its ok, im only just recovering after last nights session myself...

by Kaninsnase69 November 8, 2017

weezer

1. good band
2. kid with asthma

" I love to listen to weezer"
or
"Hey, get weezer's inhaler."

by whscubana November 25, 2003

alpha weezel

The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.

I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!

by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.

Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!

by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008