Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.
Darryl commiserated on the hard and difficult life of a wienie wagger...just last night he went into a bar called the "Queen Bee" and flashed his johnson with tragic and traumatic results...how could he have known it was a rough trade gay bar?
noun- one whom spreads their legs without any clothing on and slaps their penis from side to side against each leg. this process must be done fast. different motions can be used for different sounds.
That Justin is such a wienie waggler just look how he slaps his penis against his legs with such ease. When I was in second grade he used to do that shit like an amatuer but now he's a pro. If he's not gay then I'm the fucking King of America.