AntoineStumpf's definitions

Weenie wagger

A depraved male who shakes his organ in a public setting

Uncle Leo was a notorious weenie wagger who was banned from the bus terminal after he whipped it out mid-day

by AntoineStumpf February 15, 2022

Heavily lunged

A large-breasted woman

When Debby Boothman came to the door clad only in a tank-top I finally realized how heavily lunged she was.

by AntoineStumpf June 30, 2021

Snout trout

One who performs fellatio

“Ida Lupino was a snout trout. She blew him behind the food truck” (courtesy of James Ellroy, in his new book , “Widespread Panic”)

by AntoineStumpf June 30, 2021

Stewbum

A sad, booze-addled vagrant

Uncle Larry pulled on a Thunderbird bottle all day long. Some heartless juvenile delinquents pointed at him and shouted “stewbum.” Larry became a hopeless derelict.

by AntoineStumpf April 25, 2023

joystring

Quite possibly a device to enhance sexual pleasure. The great British band, Buzzcocks, referenced the joystring.

“Orgasm Addict”: children of god and their joystrings

by AntoineStumpf December 6, 2021

Waffle-faced

An individual whose visage is marked by deep pockmarks, typically a result of acne vulgaris

That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.

by AntoineStumpf March 18, 2021

Peace creep

Typically a hairy hippie opposed to genocidal wars

My nephew Bruno was a notable anti-Nixon “peace creep” opposed to the US regime’s armed campaign against South East Asia’s population

by AntoineStumpf April 25, 2023