A infectious disease contracted by young american males or females through the popular culture of
anime (Japanese Cartoons) and develop a heavy addiction to this culture at different stages.
Stage 1 (Low Addiction): Often talks about
anime shows and characters
Stage 2 (Medium Low Addiction): Constantly talks about
anime shows and begins to do impressions
Stage 3 (Medium Addiction): Begins to purchase
anime posters and figurines
Stage 4 (Medium High Addiction): Purchases Japanese weapons such as Katanas and Anime Character Costumes and goes to every available Anime convention
Stage 5 (High Addiction): THIS IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN IF A PATIENT IS IN STAGE 5 THERE IS NO CURE FOR HIM. In Stage 5 the patient's love (key
word) for
anime has gone to a extreme level. The patient has purchased for him/herself a membership at Rosetta
Stone just to learn a shitty version of Japanese and now starts to gain weight.
Stage 6 (Extreme Addiction): The patient shows an unhealthy obsession towards certain characters after the purchase of a body
pillow (a
pillow the size of that character or person) and begins to show sexual feelings toward the
pillow.
As a professor in weebotology, I have never seen anything past stage 6 but I have seen some people on stage 6 where he/she could not be fixed. The only solution that I could come up with is bleach and I recommend clorox. Clorox is the only solution for weebola patients past stage 5.
