TajUK's definitions

Fameology

Noun. The science of interpreting celebrity.

My best friend spends so much time reading tabloids, he's practically got a degree in fameology.

by TajUK May 1, 2007

Spice rack

What going to the toilet becomes after a curry-filled night out.

See also Delhi belly, Karachi Crouch and Montezuma's revenge.

After that vindaloo last night, I was on the spice rack all morning.

by TajUK May 20, 2009

Biss

Verb:
To contol someone via a combination of sexual manipulation, superior social status, and subtle insult.

"My girlfriend totally bissed me into getting some new clothes."

by TajUK January 19, 2007

Chat-cheat

Verb:
To engage in multiple web-chats and have each correspondant ignorant about the others.

"I chat-cheated on four guys last night. It was getting really confusing, and I had to pull out some weboflage when my boyfriend came into the room."

by TajUK January 19, 2007

God-at-the-window

Noun.
The video equivalent of St Elmo's fire. It occurs when windows and doorways in home camera footage are overexposed and thus bathed in light.

You can't see Aunt Emma's dress because she's caught in the God-at-the-window. Perhaps that's a blessing in disguise.

by TajUK March 28, 2007

Unspirational

Adjective.
A state where, instead of imparting inspiration as intended, the acting figure takes his targets into a bathetic plunge of inertia and despair.

My boss gave an unspirational speech this afternoon. He quoted Shakespeare, Martin Luther King and Dolly Parton. Ed from resources puked up halfway through it and Gill started crying hysterically.

by TajUK January 18, 2007

Semitician

Noun:
Anyone who interprets cultural signs and symbols for evidence of a grand Jewish conspiracy.

"That Australian film guy is a semitician."
Or:
"I have this crazy semitician neighbour. He collects World War II memorabilia".

by TajUK January 19, 2007