Definitions by TajUK

Spice rack 

What going to the toilet becomes after a curry-filled night out.

See also Delhi belly, Karachi Crouch and Montezuma's revenge.

After that vindaloo last night, I was on the spice rack all morning.

Spice rack by TajUK May 20, 2009

Fameology

Noun. The science of interpreting celebrity.

My best friend spends so much time reading tabloids, he's practically got a degree in fameology.

Fameology by TajUK May 1, 2007

God-at-the-window 

Noun.
The video equivalent of St Elmo's fire. It occurs when windows and doorways in home camera footage are overexposed and thus bathed in light.

You can't see Aunt Emma's dress because she's caught in the God-at-the-window. Perhaps that's a blessing in disguise.

God-at-the-window by TajUK March 28, 2007

Biss 

Verb:
To contol someone via a combination of sexual manipulation, superior social status, and subtle insult.

"My girlfriend totally bissed me into getting some new clothes."

Biss by TajUK January 19, 2007

Chat-cheat 

Verb:
To engage in multiple web-chats and have each correspondant ignorant about the others.

"I chat-cheated on four guys last night. It was getting really confusing, and I had to pull out some weboflage when my boyfriend came into the room."

Chat-cheat by TajUK January 19, 2007

Weboflage 

Noun:
An innocent window used to disguise more suspect internet activity.

"Mum surprised me in my room as I was looking at multiple spreads on the Playboy website. Luckily, I had some weboflage and was able to pull up an article on endangered whales".

Weboflage by TajUK January 19, 2007

Semitician

Noun:
Anyone who interprets cultural signs and symbols for evidence of a grand Jewish conspiracy.

"That Australian film guy is a semitician."
Or:
"I have this crazy semitician neighbour. He collects World War II memorabilia".

Semitician by TajUK January 19, 2007