wayon

To express exclamation. As versitile as the word fuck. The greatest, most ghetto-flexible word. Especially describes surprise or annoyance.

What the wayon? (WTW)
(General Usage)

Wayon-- keep your wenis in your pants. (Female usage)

Wayon, this wig wont let up.
(Female/Male usage)

After slapin my dick in her face, she gave me the "wayon baby".
(Male usage)

by milkshake October 8, 2004

band-aid wagon

Perjorative for ambulance.

Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!

by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

Woke culture ass wagons

A term used to say: this group is too woke and I am leaving.

Often used by people who think you care.

I have officially decided to leave this group. Ye'all woke culture ass wagons seem hell bent on making me hate something I love.

Bye

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by Silvaus January 14, 2022

Swaggin Wagon Dragon

Your number one best friend. No one is above them and you are perfect for each other.

They are swaggin wagon dragons and will be together forever.

by ballerg17 March 8, 2017

Wayne Valley High School

An old ass high school in wayne New Jersey where the AC is on in the winter and the heater is on in the summer. The freshman get older every year and the juniors park on Nellis because this school spends all its money on the football team and can’t afford another parking lot. The school consists of upper-middle class white kids who think they can pull off durags along with the 20 kids of other races who stick together. The school has invested in multiple “juul rooms” where people tend to rudely piss in. Wayne valley is also known for getting drugs from other schools because they are too pussy to get their own.

“Gtfo the juul room”
“Yo you know that freshman w the nice ass” -seniors at Wayne Valley High School

“Homey check out my fortnite livestream during 5th” -probably some white kid

“Silky babbyyyyyy”

by DubV 69 December 1, 2018

wee-woo wagon

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Simon: Ow my leg hurts
wee-woo wagon: wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo

by Crusty Nugger October 4, 2019

Buddy Wayne Name

As in #buddywaynename - Buddy Wayne is a comedic figure of speech, a paraprosdokian of sorts. It consists of a proper name, two syllables in the first and one syllable in the last, which inherently means something else. Sally Forth (i.e. to set out in a sudden, energetic, or violent manner) is the ‘purest’ example of a Buddy Wayne Name (Allen Keys is pretty damn good, too), with a clearly recognizable first name consisting of two syllables, a believable last name with one, and a commonly understood alternate meaning, which is spelled correctly. Donny Brook (i.e. an inordinately wild, contentious, free-for-all brawl), although a very fine example of a Buddy Wayne Name (one of the greats, really), is tragically 'impure' due to the variance (two words in the #bwn, versus one in the original word).

See Also: Wellerism, Tom Swifty, Any other 'figure of speech' reference which helps you to understand this simple concept. It's up to you. Make it work.

Person asking stuff: "What is your Buddy Wayne Name?"

Other person: "Salman Rowe."

Person asking stuff, now with an air of condescension: "Clever. Not pure, but clever. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, regardless."

by Buddy Wayne February 11, 2019