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Waters Law 

Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.
Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
Waters Law by anonymous May 4, 2023
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Trafalgar D. Water Law 

A very sexy man from the anime One Piece. He is 6'3" tanish, tattoos, muscley, has medium/shortish length black, wavyish, hair, he has grey eyes but gold in the manga. He has a goatee, he has a nice voice and he says "room shambles" he's a doctor, a swoardsman and a captian
Man, trafalgar d. Water law is so fine. I want law to bring me to pound town 😔

watersaw 

When you shit so bad you need to take a shower after and run your hand threw your ass like a saw to clean it out.
After eating taco bell I had such bad diarrhea that I needed to watersaw
watersaw by Shit captain April 14, 2016

Water the Lawn 

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.
I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!
Water the Lawn by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012