Definitions by L3akyFauc3t

Water the Lawn 

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.

I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!

Water the Lawn by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012