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The perfect level of drunk where you don't need to drink anything else for an hour or so.
I cant wait to get wastey this weekend with the boys
Wastey by Pattybasc February 28, 2018
1. Drunk but not so drunk you black/brown-out. 2. Intoxicated by a substance that makes you do stupid things.
Guy A: Yo Bro, I was with this chic Sheila smoking some sweet herb and I swear she was trippin.

Guy B: I heard she was wastey before she even got to your place. How was she acting?

Guy A: She was acting wastey, real drunk-like.
Wastey by Pattonesque November 29, 2009

wastey face

adj- the state of being drunk or clearly intoxicated

noun- one who is prone to being drunk or intoxicated
1) To start Bucknell's House Party Weekend early, we are going wastey faced to all our classes on Friday!!!

2) When I'm a senior my life will be worthless and I'll just be another wastey face.
wastey face by yeaaaaaaaaaah April 21, 2006

wastey-pants 

The result of drinking too much. The next level of drunkeness before being shit faced. Made popular in college station texas. Usually accompanied by a hangover.
I got wastey-pants last night, and now I feel like hell.

That girl is so wastey-pants; I hope she doesn't puke in my living room.
wastey-pants by LRJ November 28, 2007

Wastey Boots 

The one person that gets noticeably drunker than anyone else in the group and/or does something outrageous to earn a wastey boots name.
Erin is doing the monkey in her underwear! Her wastey boots name is now Wastey Monkey Boots.
Wastey Boots by bvmoney June 10, 2010

wastey face mcgee 

Extremely intoxicated, no longer able to make rational decision, often leading to loss of control of bodily functions. Known to throw cups or shoes at roommate.
Bro 1: "Dude we had Taco Bell last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, you drove there don't you remember? You peed on the intercom."

Bro 1: "Oh man, I was so wastey face mcgee."
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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