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The perfect level of drunk where you don't need to drink anything else for an hour or so.
I cant wait to get wastey this weekend with the boys
Wastey by Pattybasc February 28, 2018
1. Drunk but not so drunk you black/brown-out. 2. Intoxicated by a substance that makes you do stupid things.
Guy A: Yo Bro, I was with this chic Sheila smoking some sweet herb and I swear she was trippin.

Guy B: I heard she was wastey before she even got to your place. How was she acting?

Guy A: She was acting wastey, real drunk-like.
Wastey by Pattonesque November 29, 2009

wastey face

adj- the state of being drunk or clearly intoxicated

noun- one who is prone to being drunk or intoxicated
1) To start Bucknell's House Party Weekend early, we are going wastey faced to all our classes on Friday!!!

2) When I'm a senior my life will be worthless and I'll just be another wastey face.
wastey face by yeaaaaaaaaaah April 21, 2006

wastey-pants 

The result of drinking too much. The next level of drunkeness before being shit faced. Made popular in college station texas. Usually accompanied by a hangover.
I got wastey-pants last night, and now I feel like hell.

That girl is so wastey-pants; I hope she doesn't puke in my living room.
wastey-pants by LRJ November 28, 2007

Wastey Boots 

The one person that gets noticeably drunker than anyone else in the group and/or does something outrageous to earn a wastey boots name.
Erin is doing the monkey in her underwear! Her wastey boots name is now Wastey Monkey Boots.
Wastey Boots by bvmoney June 10, 2010

wastey face mcgee 

Extremely intoxicated, no longer able to make rational decision, often leading to loss of control of bodily functions. Known to throw cups or shoes at roommate.
Bro 1: "Dude we had Taco Bell last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, you drove there don't you remember? You peed on the intercom."

Bro 1: "Oh man, I was so wastey face mcgee."
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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