World of Warcraft + Cancer
A gross epidemic sweeping the nation, NAY the WORLD where WoW players become obsessed with making all their friends and family play the game with them. Symptoms include guilt tripping recovering ex-WoW players and shunning friends that will not create an account. Currently the only known cure for Warcrancer is to remove the said persons hands and feet by any means necessary. Should they find a way to play with their nose and or tongue, remove those as well, immediately.
A gross epidemic sweeping the nation, NAY the WORLD where WoW players become obsessed with making all their friends and family play the game with them. Symptoms include guilt tripping recovering ex-WoW players and shunning friends that will not create an account. Currently the only known cure for Warcrancer is to remove the said persons hands and feet by any means necessary. Should they find a way to play with their nose and or tongue, remove those as well, immediately.
David: Hey dude, we are having a ridonkulous time playing World of Warcraft! You should join the fun!
Ryan: No thanks brah, I am going to school and work has been tou...
Dave: SHUT UP! SHUT UP WITH YOUR LIES AND OPEN AN ACCOUNT NOW OR IMMA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Ryan: Ok, Warcrancer can't be any worse than my explosive diarrhea!
Ryan: No thanks brah, I am going to school and work has been tou...
Dave: SHUT UP! SHUT UP WITH YOUR LIES AND OPEN AN ACCOUNT NOW OR IMMA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Ryan: Ok, Warcrancer can't be any worse than my explosive diarrhea!
by Ryan Timothy January 29, 2009
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Someone who is a chronic World of Warcraft player.
Applied to skeevy dudes who jank it to WoW Fanfiction, "erotic" WoW fan art, or in game female character models.
Someone who is a chronic World of Warcraft player.
Applied to skeevy dudes who jank it to WoW Fanfiction, "erotic" WoW fan art, or in game female character models.
Jimmy was a warcrafterbater in every sense of the word. Not only did he lose his job from playing for 10 hours at a time, but he also began to find that the female horde characters gave him boners.
Sean, no more warcrafterbation tonight.
Sean, no more warcrafterbation tonight.
by Alex Convertito December 13, 2008
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by SubZero20 October 25, 2003
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Get the Warcrafterbating mug.An idiot that thinks her life is FreeOldies forum, and that anyone who messes with it, is personally insulting her.
She's also fond of thinking of herself as an important person in life because she is an admin there. Seriously, who gives a fuck?
She's so obsessed with her place on that hellhole of a website, that she enforces strict facsist rules on all members (excepts her friends, superiors, or veteran members), especially/mainly new comers, who are then reffered to with the dereogatory term "dum fuk noob/newb" until they have been on the forum for about a month, despite of all the harrasment i.e "fuk u newb, u don't know what u r sayin" or simply being ignored:
"newb: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...
long time member: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...
guy with problem: thanks long time member!
newb: hey I said that answer first! why am I always ignored?!
long time member 1: stfu noob weasel rules respect her
long time member 2: it's because ur a newb respect the long time members fuck you noob go away we dont need you here weasel rules
newb: man...this forum sucks ass and who the hell is weasel?
weasel: I am and you are banned for one week for flaming you newb!! STFU AND GTFO
newb: yeah right, like i'm EVER coming back to this shit ever again
weasel: that post will get DELETED
long time member 3 that doesn't like weasel: yes i agree you should be banned, you were very offensive and hateful to my friends. however I think weasel is taking this way too far, it was very strict of her to ban him just like that. please dont hurt me!
weasel: you little assclown! how DARE you stand up to my order! this is your last warning! dont fuck with me!"
And so the endless cycle continues. The only "newbs" that stay are retards oblivious to whats going on, and the only people that stay and dont fight back are phucktards afraid of getting banned and scolded by weasel world wardancer.
Be that as a lesson. It may seem like a parody in which things are hugely exagerated, but thats how things are like in that forum. Dumb smacktards with no life.
If they see this they will obviously do whatever they can to remove it.
And if it does get removed, it just shows how ignorant they really are, for they're just prooving my point even more.
She's also fond of thinking of herself as an important person in life because she is an admin there. Seriously, who gives a fuck?
She's so obsessed with her place on that hellhole of a website, that she enforces strict facsist rules on all members (excepts her friends, superiors, or veteran members), especially/mainly new comers, who are then reffered to with the dereogatory term "dum fuk noob/newb" until they have been on the forum for about a month, despite of all the harrasment i.e "fuk u newb, u don't know what u r sayin" or simply being ignored:
"newb: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...
long time member: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...
guy with problem: thanks long time member!
newb: hey I said that answer first! why am I always ignored?!
long time member 1: stfu noob weasel rules respect her
long time member 2: it's because ur a newb respect the long time members fuck you noob go away we dont need you here weasel rules
newb: man...this forum sucks ass and who the hell is weasel?
weasel: I am and you are banned for one week for flaming you newb!! STFU AND GTFO
newb: yeah right, like i'm EVER coming back to this shit ever again
weasel: that post will get DELETED
long time member 3 that doesn't like weasel: yes i agree you should be banned, you were very offensive and hateful to my friends. however I think weasel is taking this way too far, it was very strict of her to ban him just like that. please dont hurt me!
weasel: you little assclown! how DARE you stand up to my order! this is your last warning! dont fuck with me!"
And so the endless cycle continues. The only "newbs" that stay are retards oblivious to whats going on, and the only people that stay and dont fight back are phucktards afraid of getting banned and scolded by weasel world wardancer.
Be that as a lesson. It may seem like a parody in which things are hugely exagerated, but thats how things are like in that forum. Dumb smacktards with no life.
If they see this they will obviously do whatever they can to remove it.
And if it does get removed, it just shows how ignorant they really are, for they're just prooving my point even more.
by Shenmoo June 17, 2004
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