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wankworthy 

When Something is Just Phwaaaaaaaaaar!
Example a Very Sexy Girl!
Dude that Porno was Wankworthy
Damn KazZ and Lucass are wankworthy :D
wankworthy by KazZ and Lucas March 10, 2008
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Wankworthy 

Wankworthy is when you think a girl is or isnt attractive enough to masturbate over
Man 1= have you seen that girl on instagram?

Man 2= lisa?

Man 1= yeah shes wankworthy

Man = yeah shes definitely wankworthy
Wankworthy by Cheesedevourer April 6, 2021

Wank Worthy 

When you find a girl that TANTALISING you could wank over her, that means she's wank worthy.
Joe: "Yooo bro look at this chick, man she's wank worthy, might have to knock one out to her later!"
Myles: "Shes dank bro send me her snap!"
Wank Worthy by JoeMango April 30, 2019

Winkworth 

An absolute god. If you are blessed with knowing someone who goes by the grand name of 'Winkworth' then do not hesitate to worship them for they are a deity.
All hail winkworth! He must be the reincarnation of jesus!

Wank worthy 

Something e.g porn, photo, video etc. which is good enough for someone to use to masturbate.
She looks hot in that facebook photo, it's totally wank worthy.
Wank worthy by GPSK December 31, 2008

Wank-Worthy 

Wank-worthy - adjective, to describe a female who has particular sexual potential or of sexual interest.

By definition, it does not come attatched with any stigma or predefined set of values; can apply to any certain individual.

Although it is traditionally used an adjective for females, it can also be used in a generic form, to personify inanimate objects, to denote something that is worthy of particular effort or attention.

Can also be considered a title.

"you seen that lass? phwoar, she's wankworthy"
"you have been deemed Wank-worthy"

Wank Worthy 

When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.
*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.

Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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