Wankcrupt

A state of mind where you or unable to think of anything to masturbate over. Another way of describing it is having an empty 'Wankbank'.

Looking at a photo/video of Susan Boyle or a man of equal ugliness can cause you to be 'Wankcrupt'.

by Beast Jee August 19, 2010

wankrupt

to maturbate untill your testicles are empty.

"last nite i watched so much porn i had to declare wankruptcy"

by jacob "nwabadbastard" guberg August 3, 2005

wankception

To masturbate to the thought of masturbating; a wank within a wank.

Last night, i had the greatest wankception ever!

by cockofgold December 15, 2011

Wankruptcy

Masterbating so much that no matter how much you tug, not a drop comes out.

I've wanked five times and now I am filing for wankruptcy.

by Maze2019 January 8, 2019

WankRupted

When someone Interrupted your wank

Me: Dude, Faerlie Inboxed me last night while i was in the middle of a wank

Friend: Oh man she totally Wankrupted you bro.

Me: Fucking Hell!

by Palindronium August 19, 2014

wankruptcy

A lack of porn.

"John's hard drive crashed, so he's declared wankruptcy."

by wankrupt April 14, 2010

wankception

The art of wanking to something entirely non-sexual

Dude, last night i proved wankception, i slapped my ham to a bowl of fruit.....

by Kiddy fiddler 69 June 1, 2011