WankRupted 

When someone Interrupted your wank

Me: Dude, Faerlie Inboxed me last night while i was in the middle of a wank

Friend: Oh man she totally Wankrupted you bro.

Me: Fucking Hell!

WankRupted by Palindronium August 19, 2014

wankrupt 

to maturbate untill your testicles are empty.

"last nite i watched so much porn i had to declare wankruptcy"

wankrupt by jacob "nwabadbastard" guberg August 3, 2005

Wankruptcy 

Masterbating so much that no matter how much you tug, not a drop comes out.

I've wanked five times and now I am filing for wankruptcy.

Wankruptcy by Maze2019 January 8, 2019

wankruptcy 

A lack of porn.

"John's hard drive crashed, so he's declared wankruptcy."

wankruptcy by wankrupt April 14, 2010

Wankrupt 

To run out of money due to spending it on pay-per-view porn or to run out of material in your personal 'wankbank'.

Shit! Can't come out to town tonight guys. Lucy Pinder has rendered me Wankrupt.

Just gonna go get the new Nuts mag cos I'm totally Wankrupt right now. Your mum's tits just aint cutting it anymore.

Wankrupt by OakwoodNonLadLad April 3, 2013

Wankrupt 

When an individual has partaken in so much sexual activity that they have nothing left to give and must declare themselves wankrupt.

Timmy was wankrupt after his uncle's visit.

John was wankrupt after his fifth viewing of Cuties.

Connor declared himself wankrupt after using his wee dick to make his girlfriend shit for the fourth time.

Wankrupt by Mald Cosbald March 7, 2023