Wankruptcy

Masterbating so much that no matter how much you tug, not a drop comes out.

I've wanked five times and now I am filing for wankruptcy.

by Maze2019 January 8, 2019

wankruptcy

A lack of porn.

"John's hard drive crashed, so he's declared wankruptcy."

by wankrupt April 14, 2010

hood bankruptcy

when you go so broke, you sell your video game consoles.

bruh i just went into hood bankruptcy and had to sell my ps4 and xbox-one.

by eval October 25, 2020

Dankruptcy

The state of being out of weed.

Rachel: "I declare dankruptcy!"
Michael: "I'll pick some up at Zion's house."

by Problem212 January 22, 2011

Arse Bankruptcy

Usually applied for when you have the trots but its got to the fizzy gob point where there is nothing left to yield.

Being very ill with a stomach complaint for a significant period of time,

i.e
Pete- Wheres Dave then Stu?
Stu- He's been off work with the gutrot, its been three days now he must be at the point of Arse bankruptcy

by Anders Par November 9, 2010

wankrupt

to maturbate untill your testicles are empty.

"last nite i watched so much porn i had to declare wankruptcy"

by jacob "nwabadbastard" guberg August 3, 2005

Spank Bankruptcy

The exceedingly rare state of having an overdrawn account at one's local spank bank. Such a tragedy can be caused by making constant withdrawals without the foresight to make any deposits. This state is usually temporary as the realization that one's account is overdrawn is immediate and there is abundant material ripe for deposit on the interwebs.

'I heard Orren had a mean case of "Spank Bankruptcy" the other day.'

"Oh yeah? What happened?"

"I think he was taken aback at first but I'm sure he just browsed the grade 9 section of the yearbook a bit and got right back on the horse"

"Attaboy O-Dog"

by Grumbleweeds September 26, 2011