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1. Water

2. A grammatical addition conveying the highest form of empathy and value to its target subject.

3. Penis (Alternatively spelled: Wandus)
1. "Hold on boys, I need to grab some wandis."

2. "This food is the fresh wandis. Like, the freshest wandis."

3. "Damn that guy's got one hell of a wandus."
Wandis by Winzzy June 3, 2019
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Wandsworth common 

A place where the youths of Emmanuel, graveney, streatham and Clapham, Bolingbroke hang out and do drugs, Blem, fight and make out
Oi u going Wandsworth common tonight, we have bare blem
Wandsworth common by Flswllckclawl October 2, 2019
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Wandile can be defined as someone who doesn't wanna work for someone else. He is extremely street smart and he has that one sexiest and realest girl that he doesn't ever wanna lose and she's also wanted by everyone in the hood but she's loyal for sure. Wandile can also be defined as a dangerous man at time when it comes to his side business but he definitely has the greatest personality and respect everyone around him.
Wandile
Wandile by CARDI 3 November 4, 2021
Feeling the need to place an inanimate object into your rectum.
Wow you sure put that cucumber way up there ! Yeah I was defiantly feeling wardish today.
wardish by yesssirbob January 13, 2013
An freaking awesome girl who is always understanding and can always relate to people. Her intelligence is beyond comprehension and she never gives up the opportunity to meet new people and makes new friends everyday.

She has no enemies because her personality doesn't allow that, but if you get on her bad side, she'll go Psycho-Asian on you and round house kick your ass across the room. You'll immediately regret messing with her because she has an army of friends that will kidnap you and send you to Guantanamo Bay to be tortured for the rest of your life.

She's also a BAMF on 2nd bass drum. ;)
Mean Girl: Wanisa's so ratchet.

Chuck Norris: *Round house kick*

Bruce Lee: Don't worry about them Wanisa, we've got your back...
Wanisa by Ceasar's Palace MD February 25, 2013
A special lady who has the ability to read people's minds. And is very beautiful. And of African origin. She is very smart, sarcastic and witty. Can be at times callous but it never overrides her kindness and compassion. If you meet a Wandia anywhere, be sure that you'll have an endless conversation since they are quite talkative and easy to fall in love with
1. If my daughter would take up any African character, it would be Wandia's

2. Travel the world and let me know when you find a Wandia
wandia by Queendada July 10, 2020

hand wanding 

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...
Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...
hand wanding by HandWander69 October 10, 2018
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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