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a wannis is a cross between a wanker and a loser.
shut up you wannis
wannis by BLAKEY April 9, 2004
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Having a wank, masterbation.
Dave had been surfing pron all day his balls were blue so he had a wannis
Wannis by Bowman3001 April 2, 2009
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Chu Wanning 

Chu Wanning is one of the main characters of the novel, “The Dumb Husky and his White Cat Shizun”.

His character is associated as a white cat. Cute and vicious as it will swing at you with his claws.

He is also known as: Yuheng Elder and the Beidou Immortal, as well as Chu Fei.

He wears snow white robes and wields a golden willow vine known as Tianwen. He stands at 1.81 metres tall as mentioned from Mo Ran in Meatbun’s theatre.

Chu Wanning has low self esteem towards his own looks, low self worth and very selfless towards his disciples. He is deeply in love with Mo Ran. He is extremely thin faced and easily embarrassed.

He loves sweet foods and dislike bitter foods and can’t handle spicy foods. He likes stewed crabmeat balls and lotus crisps.

He truly a man deserving of all the love and appreciation.
“Chu Wanning is a Shizun I would love to f**k” - A Chu Wanning simp

wannastache 

That mustache that boys get at like 8th or 9th grade that's part peach fuzz, part darkish hairs that looks totally ridiculous, but they insist on not shaving it because it makes them feel studlier, and they want to get their grown-man on.
"Uhhh, look at Woody over there. He looks so stupid with his wannastache. It looks like a baby caterpillar."
wannastache by goober. February 7, 2008
An freaking awesome girl who is always understanding and can always relate to people. Her intelligence is beyond comprehension and she never gives up the opportunity to meet new people and makes new friends everyday.

She has no enemies because her personality doesn't allow that, but if you get on her bad side, she'll go Psycho-Asian on you and round house kick your ass across the room. You'll immediately regret messing with her because she has an army of friends that will kidnap you and send you to Guantanamo Bay to be tortured for the rest of your life.

She's also a BAMF on 2nd bass drum. ;)
Mean Girl: Wanisa's so ratchet.

Chuck Norris: *Round house kick*

Bruce Lee: Don't worry about them Wanisa, we've got your back...
Wanisa by Ceasar's Palace MD February 25, 2013

Wannstache 

The mustache that Dave Wannstadt, head coach of the Pitt Panther Football team, sports on his mug. It closely resembles a Portstache, or a mustache similar to a 70's porn star.
Dumb-ass Wannstache punted on 3rd and 10 again.
Wannstache by mm54 January 4, 2008
Wannes aka an Uber man. A Wannes is a very manly man who is always in somekind of positive mood.
He is extremely gifted in sports and incredibly strong. Everybody likes a Wannes cuz they are so funny and smart. On the other hand, a Wannes sometimes just doesn't care about what you have to say. But even if a Wannes doens't care about your story, you still think he is awesome. And at last, a Wannes always stays cool and won't make a fool of himself
That guy is awesome, it's a Wannes
Wannes by dragonfreak August 23, 2011
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