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Also known as "will knots", "cling-ons", they are fecal matter that have stuck to the hair or skin of an improperly wiped ass.

New Brunswick Based
Those damn wamaloos got me again.

It was awkward when my girlfriend told me to get rid of my wamaloos.
Wamaloo by Kingdom of salami! June 9, 2017
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You call someone a wabaloo when they are doing something silly, or you are joking with them.
Look at him, that wabaloo is wabalooing around the basement eating Cheerios as he walks in circles.
Wabaloo by Xylophoned January 10, 2022
Related Words

wabaloobas 

Extra large tits ! An extension of 'wabs' that I made when very drunk.
'Check out the tits on her'
''WABALOOBAS!''
'For sure'
wabaloobas by B e z z a July 29, 2006
Wamalo refers to an obese woman by combining Buffalo with woman.
She was a real wamalo
wamalo by EPIC-OSG October 15, 2021

Wabaloose 

the word can be used for many situations, or a emotion felt
say something stupid just happened and instead of being speechless you say wabaloose or use it as a conversation starter
Wabaloose by Zach Morgan May 4, 2008
You say this when someone comes up from behind you , usually a friend, and touches your ass
Joey came up from behind me and tried to grab my ass, so I screamed wabaloo and ran away.
wabaloo by ducky95 March 31, 2014
Larry King coined the term "Wakaloo" as a duplicate meaning for socialism. It's used as a place holder to advocate for political discourse since the term "socialism" has been misunderstood and negative stigma applied. In order to prevent a discourse of semantics, wakaloo is used to avoid arguments.
Before its collapse in 1991, the U.S.S.R was a wakaloo state.
Wakaloo by InsanityChicken March 11, 2020
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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