Microsoft
operating system (in development)
Features include:
-improved upon vista/windows 7 user interface by asking even more if the user wants to do said action
-the built-in Abaloosedooz program causes the hard drive spin so fast that it causes a space time rip in your computer thus causing unlimited amount of memory.
-supposed to be released in conjunction with the sibling program, "Dimbydonky", which was supposed to allow
transportation between two computers using core Abaloosedooz programming
-downgraded Paint (more...)
-Every
Friday the 13th of each year, it delivers a plethora of black cats, broken mirrors, and open salt shakers (dispensed out of the CD drive)
person 1: did you get Abaloosedooz yet?
person 2:
you know as well as I do
it doesn't come out until Dec. 23rd, 2012
person 1: oh yea... Microsoft really needs to speed up their
development process...