Walzing

To drink a gallon of horse semen

Tim Walz had to get his stomach pumped for Walzing.

by mtlhd1955 August 7, 2024

Walking Dead Zone

A Walking Dead Zone is an area for people with mobile phones who are currently experiencing the inconvenience of not being able to transmit to a nearby mobile site, base station, or any other similar Wi-Fi points of access. In these areas, the mobile phone is said to be in a state of outage. Walking Dead Zones is usually where Wi-Fi service is not available because the signal between the handset and mobile site antennas is blocked or severely reduced, usually by hilly terrain, spooky graveyards, dense foliage, physical distance, or interference from the Talking Dead. This will cause most mobile phone users who have no means of transportation to keep “walking “ until they are finally within range of a verifiable signal. Some of these Talking Dead who are traversing the Walking Dead Zones, have been known to utter out incoherent ramblings, such as, “Out of range!” “Out of range!”

Kelly: “Where’d Derek go, Brandon?”
Brandon: “Him and a few of his friends are in a Walking Dead Zone, somewhere between here and the abandoned church.

Kelly: “Well, he better hurry up and get back here in time for The Walking Dead ‘else I’m gonna start watching The Jerry Springer Show, I’m a telling you what!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 29, 2018

Waljing

Leaving in a rush, hurrying, throwing clothes on as you exit

I am waljing out the door right now. I'll be there in ten.

by Midnightbud September 26, 2015

mud walking

when the lean hits you and you fallin stayin unbalanced

drakeo be mud walking into Neiman Marcus

by celly.sal December 7, 2017

walking Google

One who has an encyclopedic knowledge of a subject.

Man, that chick is a walking google of street slang.

by pleinaire April 3, 2016

Walking Linkedin

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.

Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.

by Extra Mayo May 8, 2015

spider walking

A type of bdsm play were one partner is tied up and deprived of normal senses
Eg. Blindfolded, ear plugs, gagged

They are left for a period of time for their senses to get used to it then the other partner comes back at any unknown time, light touches will give extra pleasure. Even if not in a particularly sexual area. Causes more intense orgasms and pleasure

My boyfriend and I tried spider walking last night and holy crap

by Doritoswithoutovens March 8, 2018