Waltard

A person who has lost the ability to reason, be courteous to those around them, perform shopping tasks in a timely manner, share aisles of stores with others, wash themselves or their children. The Waltard can be found wandering Walmarts aimlessly.

Latin name: Walmartius Tardilis

All I wanted was laundry detergent and I ended up being at the Walmart for two hours because the Waltards trapped me in an aisle with their carts and screaming children.

by Walyt June 7, 2009

Waltard

Term used to describe any high-functioning-retard that may be found working in your local Walmart.

The Waltard stocking shelves was drooling all over the potato chips.

by Codacrawford July 6, 2010

walturd

another name for walter, the boy who talked about his friends and friends decided to ditch him because of him.

walter was talking behind her back. this is why he is a walturd

by Anti-Walter June 29, 2008

wastarded

When you're so drunk that your behavior is comparible to a mental retard.

Man, I was so wastarded last night, I left my $500 camera in the club!

by bumbobway May 21, 2006

wagtard

When someone asks a ridiculous question but is completely serious. Then answers their own question extremely wrong.

How many millions are in a billion? 6 right?
You're such a wagtard.

by scubas steve November 21, 2009

wartard

Any supporter of Operation Iraqi Freedumb.

Fuck wartards. Those wartards are shitting in their own nest, but they're shitting in ours too.

by author December 20, 2006

waytarded

way retarded

Waiting in line for windows phones with contracts is waytarded!

by seyfert December 11, 2013