Wabtard 

A derogitary word used to describe an annoying or gay ejit/ ruddy idiot or a complete spoon (wide variety of uses, usually apllied to complete tards- aka the extreme champion of champion tards)

also related to a cock soda, and a complete wanker...

stemming from the two conjoined words;

Wab: clump of semen/ cum

tard: abbreviation of retard

=Wabtard

Example 1:

IRL or on the interwebz:

Wabtard: Hai thar nabs :> I r pwn u all tbh hahahahaha, now I will masterbate in ur eyes kk?

Dude: O... K

Wabtard: oh btw I stole ur credit card number and bought child porno with it, and then I rang the police and told them where u live... aren't I just grate? kthxbye :>

Dude: Fucking Wabtard

Example 2:

Watching some complete jerk off on T.v:

"Omfg look at that cock end Russel Brand... what a F*cking Wabtard"

Wabtard by Lolando October 5, 2008

Waltard 

A person who has lost the ability to reason, be courteous to those around them, perform shopping tasks in a timely manner, share aisles of stores with others, wash themselves or their children. The Waltard can be found wandering Walmarts aimlessly.

Latin name: Walmartius Tardilis

All I wanted was laundry detergent and I ended up being at the Walmart for two hours because the Waltards trapped me in an aisle with their carts and screaming children.

Waltard by Walyt June 7, 2009

wastarded

When you're so drunk that your behavior is comparible to a mental retard.

Man, I was so wastarded last night, I left my $500 camera in the club!

wastarded by bumbobway May 21, 2006

Webtard 

An individual that clearly has absolutely no idea on how to think, use or interact with the Interweb.

That guy has no idea on how to use the internet to his own advantage. He is such a Webtard.

Webtard by vevmesteren December 9, 2009

wagtard 

When someone asks a ridiculous question but is completely serious. Then answers their own question extremely wrong.

How many millions are in a billion? 6 right?
You're such a wagtard.

wagtard by scubas steve November 21, 2009

wartard 

Any supporter of Operation Iraqi Freedumb.

Fuck wartards. Those wartards are shitting in their own nest, but they're shitting in ours too.

wartard by author December 20, 2006

webtarded 

the inablility to navigate the web with ease.

I am feeling totally webtarded because I just purchased the same thing four times within one minute. darn 'continue' button...

webtarded by anonymous_a April 14, 2008