Waltar 

There can only be one WALTAR, and it is the blue whale of continental North America, the massive, disgusting blob-shaped mass of leeching flesh called WAAALLLTTAAARR!!!!
Can also be called Walter, WHALTAR, and waltar.

"QUICKLY DANNY, TURN THE SHIP TO STARBOARD! 50 KNOTS FASTER TO THE EAST!!!!"
"WAIT CAPTAIN ANDREZ!"
"WHAT DANNY.. DONT TELL ME.." "THAR SHE BLOWS, CAP'N... IT BE... LAND WHALE!!!"
"NYE, IT BE NOT LAND WHALE.. IT BE.. WALTAR!!!"
"OH GOD NO!!!"

Waltar by KANDA. January 11, 2009

Walter Clements 

someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks

Walter Clements:
walter

Walter Clements by NovemberIsDumb March 14, 2019

Walmart Waddle 

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.

"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."

Walmart Waddle by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017

walter ego 

When you have an alter ego named walter.

"I didn't do it...it was my walter ego!"

walter ego by jerry_at_rick April 22, 2010

Walter white 

The danger,
The one who knocks.

SKYLER WHITE
Walt, please, let's both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you're in danger!

WALTER WHITE

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

Walter white by MH9001 February 2, 2014

Walmart Raid 

When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.

They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.

They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.

It is best you take cover during these trying times.

Guy 1: I survived a Walmart Raid

Girl 1: OMG! That's so hot you are so tough!

Walmart Raid by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

Walter Roberson 

A man who has put up so many answers up in the MATLAB forums some question if it is just one man doing this, or an army of elves under Walter's control. His current answer count is up over 41,000

OP: How do I do this in matlab
Walter Roberson: One line of code
OP: Well damn, that was easy

Walter Roberson by bigredguy456 February 26, 2019